Everything Hologram Prince Would Rather Do Than The Halftime Show With Justin Timberlake

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  • Wear 16-inch heels

  • Livestream a coding class to every school in America

  • Plug into a security system like R2D2

  • Refuse to record with Hologram Michael Jackson

  • Preach door to door

  • “Computer Blue”

  • Shoot free throws at Paisley Park

  • FaceTime with Madonna

  • Watch Finding Nemo in VR

  • Set a new world record for most costume changes in a single song

  • Essence Fest 2018

  • Write a techno rock opera about human consciousness uploaded to the cloud and fucking

  • Brunch

  • Do the halftime show with Janet Jackson

2018Jack Riedy